Blind Diamond

When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.

I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.

by Djavan July 19, 2006

Blind Pig

a detroit cop during the late 1960's

During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.

by steve December 9, 2003

Blind Ambition

noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.

Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.

by killingkarma92 March 14, 2011

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

by Peeves May 25, 2004

Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

by MoTown81 January 4, 2012

blind & deaf faith

a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.

Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good

by CORVUS December 22, 2014