Afternut

When you finish ejaculating and a random nut comes outta nowhere

Oh yes that sex as ve- OH MY GOD that afternut was big

by Healthy nigga June 1, 2018

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012

Afterboob

The residual thought of boobs after looking at them, resulting in Freudian slips concerning boobs.

Wow, I can't shake off these afterboobs.

by TheLastRambo December 20, 2010

Morning After Shrill!

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.

After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!

by icwish July 13, 2009

AfterEffectsed

(Pronouced: AF-der eh-FECSD)

The end result of using Adobe AfterEffects to change something that used to be lame into something teeming with awesomeness. Typically associated with the mediums of video, animation, and motion graphics.

Similar to the word "Photoshopped", but dealing with sequential images, rather than stills.

"I just took a still image of that girl and AfterEffectsed her into a living being."

OLDER DUDE: "Dude, how'd you turn my hair into crackling lighting?"

SAVVY DUDE: "Dude, I AfterEffectsed it."

by Evy Claire May 24, 2008

aftershame

The feeling after masturbating to an overly weird fetish. Antonym of Afterglow.

John had a feeling of aftershame when he finished watching "two Scotsmen one goat"

by FC3Navy December 9, 2012

Aftersquirt

That extra bit of urine that seems to work it's way out when you go to tuck your junk back in.

Dude, I had to go change my pants, due to the aftersquirt I just had.

by lonestarjr January 16, 2013