punch in the whiskers

To fuck a hirsute woman.

I gave her a damn good punch in the whiskers.

by John Gallagher June 27, 2006

wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"

by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

knee whiskers

the hairs around your knees you always seem to miss while shaving your legs (mainly a girl problem). also known as a "knee beard."

Girl 1: I shaved my legs yesterday, but I know I forgot a spot.

Girl 2: Yeah, that's just like Janice. She always has knee whiskers!

by cool ass 'fro June 23, 2012

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Weed Whacker

A person (usually male) who tends to masturbate after smoking marijuana

I turn into a Weed Whacker after smoking pot

by Mikey69Scmitty May 23, 2018