wheatbean

a silly name given to a silly person.
funny when it ryhmes

"your such a wheatbean"
"dean the wheatbean"

by mosherrmayte November 9, 2008

Whatta Type

When one is exasperated, confused, angry, or just plain old hyper, they will type random letters really fast, usually in the J, K, H, L, and M section, or the E, D, F, G, S, and A section. ONLY to be used in chat.

Guy 1: I am so mad at you!
Guy 2: Why??
Guy 1: YOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
Guy 2: gjfhngjkgnkj!!! I'm SORRY!
*whatta type*
Girl 1: Does he love you?
Girl 2: Yes!!
Girl 1: fghdvadxfgcsdgsdf I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

by GOOGGGOGGOGOG June 1, 2007

Wheat Wings

To successfully become a true member of Saskatchewan. The official rank of a true Saskatchewan person. There are one of three ways to earn your wheat wings:

1. Go to Tim Hortons and order a hot chocolate in the summer

2. Go buy a slurpee in the middle of winter

3. Wear a bunnyhug and shorts outside in the summer

John earned his wheat wings this summer. He bought a Tim Hortons hot chocolate.

We're taking Jessica out to earn her wheat wings. She's going to go buy a slurpee in the winter.

Stacey earned her wheat wings by wearing her bunnyhug and shorts outside. She is now a true member of Saskatchewan.

by George39015056 March 22, 2011

Whatthefuck-ness

That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.

Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."

by wastedone April 21, 2011

whatthefuckism

1. The process of figuring out that you've been played by yet another inflammatory headline in social media.

"Seems to be a whole lotta whatthefuckism going on about aliens abducting Justin Beiber today..."

by iaintnobody March 10, 2014

WhattheShrek

When you get Shreked but you're surprised and so you're all like woah

Woah!! WhattheShrek

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Wettroll

a person offended by another person's beliefs, actions, or identity that do not affect that person in any way.

Donald Trump is such a wettroll that he has barred transgender people from serving in the military for the mere fact that they are transgender, which does not affect him at all.

by wet-butt July 26, 2017