Worthered

The act of having sex with a person much older in age, who then hands you a delicious candy treat afterwards but scolds you for using bad grammar during the act.

Although he enjoyed the candy afterwards, the dark memory of being worthered by an older woman will haunt him forever.

by tri_dude March 20, 2010

worthful

Something or someone that has a value, whether emotional or otherwise.

He is a worthful person to me.

by twin_stacks April 25, 2013

Bulletin Worthy

when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin

jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy

by jonathan92c October 27, 2008

simcard worthy

a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone

Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy

by Discard October 6, 2008

Nom-worthy

When something is worth eating, ie: noming.

"Mmm, that spaghetti looks particularly nom-worthy."

by tisbutfolly May 24, 2009

Scrog worthy

To Scrog: Have wild dirty sex. Someone who is scrog worthy evokes wild sexual desires. Scrog worthy: One who is deserving of fulfilling another's most banal and base sexual desires no matter how bizarre, i.e. fornicating in tartar sauce or penetration with food like corn. To be scrog worthy is the ultimate sexual partner for those indulging in the dark side of sexual desire.

"As soon as I met Ricky, I knew he was scrog worthy."

"He has the same bizarre taste in music as me, so he must be scrog worthy."

"Call me crazy, but when I saw her drunk and puking, I knew she was scrog worthy."

by CONSTRUCTION DIVA September 15, 2009

dutch-worthy

When you buy a nickle bag and there is just enough weed to roll a decent dutch master blunt.

That bag you copped is dutch-worthy.

Your mans bag's are not dutch-worthy

by kingpin & joe January 31, 2010