Valentime's Day

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.

by WhyCome? February 16, 2007

Blue Valentine

Tom Waits' fifth studio album, from 1978, Blue Valentine is an amazing work of art. This album was really the turning point between classic Waits, and the more avant-garde Waits. His voice became much more gravelly in his hiatus, and he added more low-lifes and hard-lucks to the songs. One of the best songs he has ever recorded is here, Romeo Is Bleeding, along with $29.00, and Blue Valentines.

An excerpt from Blue Valentine's-
A Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun

I'd rather die before I wake
Like Marilyn Monroe
And throw my dreams out in
The street and the
Rain will make em grow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

valentine's day

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.

Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.

by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

by altt February 1, 2004

Valentine

Valentine is girl who many people know. She was born on Valentine's day, or near Valentine's day. She is most likely very funny and beautiful. In fact if you happen to be friends with a Valentine you should probably feel very priviliged considering she is one of the most popular girls in the school/ workplace/ etc. because she is very pretty so all the girls are jealous, and all of the boys are obssessed with her. Also she is probably really smart, so the teacher's all love her.

Casey: Oh my goossshh Valentine is like, so pretty, im so jealous :(
Super Hot guy: Dude, I would tap that
Teacher's: A+ again Valentine! Gosh you're so smart!

by Casey12012 August 25, 2011

Valentina

1. A "player" who is in retirement.
2. Maneater.

1. Back in the day, she was known to break hearts, but she's gone all Valentina on us now.

2. Hey man, seriously, don't even try. She's a well known Valentina. My boy tried to date her for a while, and now he's M.I.A. Be careful.

by I tame maneaters October 21, 2010