united states 

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.

person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”

united states by snowman2680 January 26, 2018

United Mexican States 

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

United Mexican States by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

united blind by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

United States Of Tara 

A show that is based on the life of a woman named Tara who has D.I.D.. This show poorly represents the disorder and has been deemed worse than the movie Split.

United states of Tara is a shitty show, dare I say its worse than Split.

United States Of Tara by Aaron the christian trans boy November 28, 2019

United States 

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.

Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears

United States by Power476 September 14, 2020

United Whoredom 

Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.

I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".

United Whoredom by currywuss January 18, 2021

United Nations 

In lieu of calling a woman a slut, she is called the United Nations or UN because at one time or another most nations have spent time in that chamber.

Jenny has really had sex with a lot of guys. She’s the United Nations!!

United Nations by Johnny Tucson February 24, 2021