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Journalistic Terrorism

The act of a reporter writing an explosive headline as a scare tactic in order to sell more copies.
"Radiation levels in Japan up 100,000 fold." is Journalistic Terrorism.

No base unit means no real information.

"Samples of tainted water in a flooded area of the Fukushima Daiichi facility showed readings 100,000 times more radioactive than normal."

What's normal?
by DJ Tommy Sparkles April 16, 2011
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Data-terrorism

The unjust storage or use of private information for economic, political or personal gains.

Typical offenders are countries and governments, such as, and not limited to The United States, Canada, Germany and Australia. Large corporations like Facebook has also been found to be guilty of data-terrorism.
Roger: "Hey! Didn't you hear? Canada just stooped down to the level of the US government with their privacy invading bill disguised as an anti-terror act. Just the freaking patriot act all over again."

Spencer: "It's kay, I have nothing to hide anyways."

Roger: "You shithead. I bet you wouldn't mind me taking all your passwords and getting a copy of all your text messages then."

Susan: "Guys, guys. It's all okay. They've just incriminated themselves by committing data-terrorism. They won't stand a chance in the Supreme court."
by NightHawkGaurdian May 12, 2015
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Cock Terrorist

A woman who attempts to destroy a man's current relationship by embarassing him or insinuating he is cheating while in the presence of the girlfriend.
Just as a terrorist uses bombs to kill the cock terrorist uses lyes to kill the mans sex life.
While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.
by El Vez August 20, 2006
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terrorist

Someone who embarrasses or exposes the government. See Julian Assange
Oh hey Tom did you ever leak those secret documents.

Yeah, but now Joe Biden is calling me a terrorist!
by isJohnny December 20, 2010
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Terrorist Fucker

One who gives terrorists sexual favors such as handys, blowjobs, and fucking. Anyone kinda sketchy, and gingers.
person 1- "what is everyone doing later?"
person 2- "the terrorist fucker is with a new guy she just met"
person 1- "is he one of the usuals, a terrorist?"
by bloodyfoot June 10, 2011
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mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.
male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."
by Blade aka DJ pattiecake December 9, 2008
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Fem-Terrorism

A man-hating, man-blaming Misandry Terrorist Cell, that began in the early 1960's with an open Feminist Agenda to destroy all men, and make their lives a living hell.
"Romantic Relationships between men and women have been ruined by the rise of Fem-Terrorism."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez July 3, 2017
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