turnstile

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. If you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. The opposite of a MAACO.

Girl 1: Why do you have a bruise on your face?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me a turnstile last night.

by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

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turdskillet

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.

B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010

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If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!

Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"

by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

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Turnstiles

A 1976 studio album by American singer/songwriter/pianist Billy Joel; has several now famous standards like ''New York State of Mind'', ''Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway'', ''Say Goodbye To Hollywood'', and ''James''.

People think the Stranger is the best, but Turnstiles is clearly an underrated gem.

by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

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Tårtspade

A swedish Word. Its a fantastic invention. It's a knife and a spoon thingy shovel. It's fucking amazing.

Take the "tårtspade" and put a cake in front of you. Cut a pice of cake with the edge of the "tårtspade" and the put it under the cake and pull it of on your plate.

by Mokso1 November 25, 2016

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