turkey

Slang, defined in a different entry as being an insult to mean loser, probably used in the late 60's and 70's. However, the word is seen to be used frequently in the popular 80's show, Magnum P.I. I don't understand why that entry got so many negative feedbacks, and while I'm not sure of the exact definition, it's clear to mean loser or something to that extent. Living in the 2000's, this slang isn't used anymore, but was constantly seen in reruns of Magnum P.I.

Quoted from Magnum P.I, "We're gonna get you turkeys!"

by ZEDZ March 27, 2007

Turkey

A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.

Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!

by A Credible Source June 15, 2015

turkeyslap

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

by weeman619 April 21, 2006

Turkey Trot Brothers

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.

I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.

by Atomic Peanut August 15, 2018

TurkeyDinosaur

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.

TurkeyDinosaur is my idol

by notdelno July 24, 2020

Turkey hill iced tea

Code for searching grinder for young cock

I'm just here for some turkey hill iced tea.

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by Krispy Waffles August 21, 2020

jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008