Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.

"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"

by tommyboyO June 10, 2016

Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.

1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.

by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010

Tooth brush

A brush for your teeth. Used for brushing your teeth using toothpaste or Whitening Toothpaste

Person: "I want a brush for my teeth so I can brush my teeth. I think I need to buy a tooth brush."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Ecuadorian Toothbrush

When you cum on a toothbrush and make your girl brush her teeth with it

"I made my girl do the Ecuadorian Toothbrush to help strengthen her teeth against cavities and help her enamel"

by Peaches & Pes Pes December 23, 2008

drawn together

A funny show on comedy central. It is preety much the ONLY good "reality show." Toot, (The girl that looks like betty boop) Is the FUNNIEST!

We have to fight for our food now? THIS IS BULLTOOT! Im still al woooosy from LOSING THE OXYGEN COMPETITION! - Toot

by Paint February 5, 2005

We're in this together now

A beautiful song by Nine Inch Nails, aka, Trent Reznor, about Love, or some suspect drugs, because of his deep addictions to drugs.
Contains a refrence to 'Heroes' by David Bowie.
Very nice to listen to, with your headphones blaring.

You, and me. We're in this together now.
None of them can stop us now.
We will make it through somehow.
You, and me.
Even after everything.
You're the Queen and I'm the King.
Nothing else means anything.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006