Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.

Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"

by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009

Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."

by Slunjan August 12, 2008

toilet

Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.

Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.

by Jazmo April 12, 2006

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

RMIT level 5 Toilets

The toilets of RMIT where homosexuals go to have sweat bum sex.

Jim: Hey there was this random guy watching me on the RMIT level 5 Toilets the other day

Billy: DUDE they're the rmit gay toilets! dont ever go there!

by bebsybdoodle May 16, 2009