Teleiophile

A person who is attracted primarily to mature adults. Could refer to other mature adults, mainly to younger men and women.

"man have you seen her blog, she's a total teleiophile."

by 70sgroupie June 26, 2016

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

teleboards

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

teletubbies

bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?

the purple teletubby is the gay one!

by Teletubby March 16, 2003

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011