Breckin Tedders

An actual fucking god. Breckin Tedders has a gigantic penis. Sculpted like a Greek statue, Breckin Tedders is easily the hottest motherfucker that ever lived.

Damn, that nigga is a Breckin Tedders!

by Breckin Tedders May 24, 2022

pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies

Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)

What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula

by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011

tenderfiddles

Soar boobs ; aka Christy

Shaniqua gave Christy tenderfiddles by elbowing her in the tar-tars

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003

tendertouch

an erotically pleasurable sexual act, relative to cuddling yet much hardcore. the more intense, the better the touch. spicy touch. feisty touch. and the ultimate, foxy touch.

Batman had tendertouch with Wonderwoman. it was a two hour session of bliss.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit August 27, 2008

Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018

teije

To teije means to forcefully place up a naval cavity.

The word comes from an L. Teijei who disgustingly licked his pinkey finger and put it up his belly button.

"Ahh thats so nasty did you just see him teije himself?!"

"hey fag, go teije yourself."

by wyaaaaatt April 26, 2008