Dakota County Technical College

A two-year technical college located in Rosemount, Minn. that skips the bull and gets down to business.

The girl had skills, so she went to Dakota County Technical College so she could put them to use.

by reeneysweetie February 3, 2010

Score and Slip technique

After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.

i used the score and slip technique on my grandma today

by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010

lehigh career and technical institute

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets

lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.

by lcti student March 30, 2017

Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.

There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.

by RepelHistory September 18, 2005

Moultrie Technical College

A technical college in south Georgia that is run like Enron. The class size is small because many students are forced to pay for things that their financial aid won't cover. Even though these same students have qualified for full financial aid. You are better off learning from a crack head, because at least they are willing to teach in exchange for money to buy crack. The administration is full of hypocrites, racists, bigots, and everything in between. The president is a transvestite that wears her/his drag outfit everyday.

A school of corruption. Enron. Moultrie Technical College

by Moultrie Failed Me College August 2, 2011

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004