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Tactical Wank

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now
by kiillrz December 18, 2011
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Tatianna

The most good looking girl on the planet. has big boobs but small ass
wow look at Tatianna in that tight shirt shes looking fine.
by Jim_Jax March 12, 2009
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Tati

That's some stinky tati you got.
by DANNYBOYHX1 December 12, 2009
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schul-tastic

1. State of total greatness
2. State of being extreamly cool
3. Being Schulman in one way or another i.e coolness,greatness,hotness, etc...
The word is derived from Schulman himself and his contant state of being fantastic

Also some times used as just schul instead of schul-tastic
1. That cd is schul-tastic.
2. Giving me that slice of pizza was schul-tastic of you.
3. I'm more schul-tastic than all of you guys put together.
by Andrew December 29, 2004
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Tactical Reload

Can be applied to any food or drink, however, is more commonly used with beer and/or cigarrettes.

Beer (or any Drink):When a person has one sip of a beer left in the bottle or can, and they open their next beer in an effort to flawlessly move from one almost empty beer to their next full beer. Can be repeated many times.

Cigarettes (or any smokeable object): When an individual takes the last drag of their cigarette, puts a new cigarette in their mouth, and lights the new cigarette with the old cigarette.

(Comes from the military term which refers to ejecting the magazine from your rifle/pistol/etc. while you still have one round in the chamber, and inserting a new full magazine, therefore enabling the shooter to continue shooting without having to re-charge their weapon.)
Quincy: Hey there Mike, why did you just open another beer?

Mike: Well I only have a few sips left in this one.

Quincy: So you're just going to move from one beer to the next?

Mike: I'm using a Tactical Reload!

Quincy: You just blew my mind.
by Miketerrell July 14, 2010
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tactical tupperware

A pistol (primarily) made out of plastic-like material. IE Nylon , Carbon fiber , Nylatron ,Etralyte, Delrin and so on. Can refer to the Glock family of pistols.
'What'd you bring to the range today , tommy'
*a glock! Its so badddd*
'You're right , it is bad! Trash the tactical tupperware and get a 1911'
*but I paid $600 ,and it has a 32rd magazine*
by Mrstickball September 15, 2005
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emo-tastic

Merging "emo" with "fantastic"... Thus, becoming emo-ly fantastic... D'UH!
"CJ's hair is so emo-tastic!"
"The guy at the THRICE show with the Atreyu sweatshirt was so hottt and emo-tastic!"
by CJ of MEC April 25, 2004
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