Toad

A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.

"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."

by Simple Clara November 13, 2013

Toadload

n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.

1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."

Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"

2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.

by The Great Ape Rape November 6, 2010

Toast

Hotel Mario's favorite meme food

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; ALL TOASTERS, TOAST T O A S T

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

Motherless son of a toad

Often shortened to MSOAT, this barabric insult is used by goons to describe people that they don't have a liking for.

"Would you decease in that constant frivolity you motherless son of a toad!"

by Freddie Leech December 27, 2007

nigger toast

when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum nigga toast....ay monisha,shanaynay
ray ray, sheniqua, com looga dis nigga toast...BITCH DONT make me slap you woman... i swwwwuuurrrrr i's gon beat you ass bitch. im finna beat you ass deeoowwwn

have you ever tried nigger toast its quite delishiss

by niggowski poopeenigger cottonpicker January 28, 2008

toast run

a social event where all involved take a long drive late at night on the weekend to gather at The Friendly Toast of Portsmouth, NH

I'm not doing anything on Friday night. Who's up for a toast run?

by mike mosey May 29, 2004