1 definition by The Great Ape Rape
n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.
1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
by The Great Ape Rape November 5, 2010