Swolle

Being pisssssed off to the fullest

"Mannn, I'm swolle as fuck!"

by Courtnastyyyy December 17, 2011

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"

Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva

by Matt December 28, 2007

Swole

A very large man who doesn't have any balls due to over usage of steroids.

Derek considers himself swole, but he's actually a very large chode!

by JBus March 7, 2014

swollness

the feeling one gets directly after something bad happens to them

As Ian attempted to reattach the steering wheel of his car he inadvertantly honked the horn. The ugly girl in front of the car smiled because she thought he honked at her. swollness.

by hooker1 January 26, 2006

pockets on swole

Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen

"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow

by G² September 14, 2008

Swole Patrol

The Loyola High School football team

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

Stolfe

Stolfes are generally the best and worst friend you could ever have. With Italian heritage you always get the feeling that you're about to be shot but you also know that they will shoot your enemies. They are incredibly optimistic and in touch with their gay side. They live in their own happy world where reality doesn't really come into play. Power hungry but the life of the party. They p robably won't realize that this definition is freakishly accurate, but it is!

Hey Stolfe's got my back! Hey Stolfe's gonna shoot my back!

by kowxfh June 19, 2009