Stumpy

an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.

Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.

by Kate is bait November 20, 2004

stumphy

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

by kurtdub December 29, 2007

Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005

fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 20, 2010

Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Stumpkin

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

by KCD913 March 30, 2017

bloody stump

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.

"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."

by Harold78 October 10, 2017