Stumpkin 

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

Stumpkin by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

Stumpkin 

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

Stumpkin by KCD913 March 30, 2017

stumpkin 

1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"

2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.

1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."

2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"

stumpkin by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003

Stumpkin 

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

Stumpkin by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011

Stumpkin 

Much like the blumpkin where you receive head while taking a shit, the stumpkin is when you receive head while studying.

Nigga, if i had a stumpkin right now, i could ace this final.

Stumpkin by Stumpkin Jon December 10, 2009

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016