1st string

When a guy is tackling more than one girl its just a way for him to put the girls in order of who he likes more.

Used by those Jock guys

guy 1: I cant believe Jess, Rach, Lila, and Tanya all like you

guy 2: ahah i never miss my tackles ;) Jess is 1st string, Lila's 2nd string and Tanya's 3rd string. I dont really care about Rach

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

Cheese Stringing

A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.

In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .

by NigeMass December 3, 2016

bango string

The bit that holds your four skin to your knob

Mate did you hear what happened to jonno when he was fucking that chick.
Yeah broke the old bango string, thought the bitch was bleeding on him, but it was his dick
Fuck, thats shit ive heard some horror stories about it breaking.

by Rumple four skin January 22, 2017

Pussy Strings

Another word for seat belts.

Jore is driving Jon to the bar, speeding along a shitty dirt road.

Jon: "Fucks sake dude, these roads are shit, slow the fuck down."

Jore: "If you buckle your pussy strings, you are paying for the beer."

by Rubjubber March 3, 2017

Sarindipity

The discovery of just how effective Sarin gas is.

The great Syrial Killer Bashar al-Assad had a moment of Sarindipity after witnessing his work.

by Regaa September 7, 2013

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

shrink

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004