n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.
Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her
Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her
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The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.
Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.
note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
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Get the snickers bar mug.Snicker Tits is when a woman get snickers (the minis) and lets them melt on her nipples. Once the snickers have been melted the woman smears the chocolate all over her "tits" then someone or something cleans the woman's "tits" via his or her tongue.
That chick on "6teen" is snicker tits, I bet she gets cleaned by the security guard.
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That chick on "6teen" has snicker tits, perfect for the taking.
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That chick on "6teen" has snicker tits, perfect for the taking.
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