lesbian spank inferno

a pornographic film involving groups of women making films they then meet and the best film is given an award with vibration, then they all get too happy and get a bit over exited and it turns into one big party

try to explain lesbian spank inferno to your girlfriend when she finds it

by chunk June 17, 2006

face spank

The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.

I face spanked my girl while she was giving me head

by Anthony January 4, 2005

gangster spank

a 'Gangster Spank' entails spanking a person with two fingers protuding from the bottom of ones hand, aimed for the spankees colon. upon spanking, the fingers should enter the anus.

Shit man, after i nailed that bitch, i gave her the Gangster Spank.

by Clinton, the DP April 28, 2006

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009

ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 7, 2012

Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.

"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."

by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017

Karmic Spank

To receive a form of punishment directly connected to a wrongdoing

Student X ruled the elementary playground roost - harassing and haranguing with no regard for human decency. One day, while little Sammy and Mary swung contently on the swing set, X decided he wanted their swings. So, he grabbed Sammy by the collar and yanked him off backwards landing Sammy on his coconut, dazed on the tarmac. Sally fared not much better: X pushed her forward with bionic strength launching her head first into distant shrubbery. X cackled and barked out, "Way to stick the landing,”prancing around proud of his handiwork. X mounted one of the swings and started pumping like a crazed weasel. He pumped so hard that he ended up directly above the horizontal bar that the swing chains are affixed to. Now, he would be a victim of gravity: in an instant, X looked down and saw the bar coming up fast as he fell from the sky. His head met the bar with a crack so loud that a math teacher, at the board in a distant building, paused his blatherings and shooshed his own class for the noise. X then missiled into the earth, his head augering into the mote of a former sand castle, his body, above, in the open air, standing straight up, like a simple hard coral. One on-looking teacher who knew of X's on-going predilection of beating other kids, using obscene verbiage and just all around nastiness, looked calmly at another teacher, while sipping on his 20-gallon jar of joe, and said, "Well, it looks like X really got the karmic spank on that one."

by Royal Wulff 2.0 January 25, 2023