sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Sickling

An individual who tends to be sick more often than healthy.

"hey is (name) feeling okay lately? He/she seems a bit off"

"ah yeah they're just a bit of a sickling, nothing to worry about! "

by ColinBassGuy March 29, 2017

slackline

A slackline is someone who is incompetent in slamming birds and is an absolute squid who goes by the name of usually toby

Zach: "Yo sam is acting like such a slackline right now, did you seem him at the darty yesterday?"
Bryan: "Yea he absolutely slammed zero birds"

by saveitforthebest February 7, 2021

snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.

Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"

by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008

drunk spacing

While drunk, search for hot chicks on myspace.

Hey, What are you up to? Drunk spacing.

by JordanWI May 3, 2008

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019