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don’t sound so excited 

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓
Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

009 Sound System 

Almost the best thing ever. But because of being overused with Audioswap it's reputation is very low. Many people dislike it EXCEPT FOR ME. One of the many songs is Dreamscape, which is my favorite. Many people say it s***s or that it's g*y. And to those haters... go jump off a cliff...
Me: Oh hey, 009 Sound System! I love this stuff!
YouTube user: get a life 009 sound system freak u must b stuped 2 litsen 2 dis crap
Me: Oh please, you wouldn't know music if it hit you in the face. Oh, by the way, look up how to have good grammar, it'll help you ALOT...

your sound is finished 

1. A term said to someone when they think they're cool or the shit, but they're really not.

2. When a DJ can't scratch right.

3. When your party is whack.
Tom: Look, guys! I just bought some fresh Levi's. You like?

John: Really, Tom? Who still wears Levi's? Your sound is finished. You're done. Kill yourself. Your season is DONE.

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Travis: I DJ better than Nick. He should stay away from the turntables.
David: I know! On his own equipment!
Travis: His sound is so finished! He definitely can't blend the beat right.

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Mark: Who invited all those church folk to the party?
Isaiah: Right? The sound is finished.
Mark: The sound's been finished!

phantom sound 

a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.
“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”
phantom sound by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011

Grumpy Sound Guy 

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.
That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.

Puget Sound 

A Puget Sound is a type of urethral sounding practice where someone pours sea water inside the urethra of a penis. This gives a cold and tingling sensation which is surprisingly pleasurable.
I just gave my boyfriend a Puget Sound last night, and by golly he said that it was the most orgasmic experience.