Snart

What happens when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

We were sitting watching T.V. and Rachael snarted. It was rotten!!!
sneeze fart

by Rikamortis2k9 April 9, 2009

snartle

to defecate off of a public building.

Lets go snartle off the empire state building.

by soapy nipples January 15, 2005

Smurt

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.

by Friday January 18, 2005

snart

Another way of saying ass or fuck

You little snart faced bitch crack!

by Jayzn January 6, 2008

snirt

a combination of snow and dirt

fresh snow falling on times square quickly turned to snirt

by bob brintz January 5, 2008

shurts

1. An individual with the smallest penis on the planet...so small in fact that scientists have often debated wheather or not he is in fact a male.

2. This guy that has sex with nasty women and think they're hot like this one girl with a snaggle tooth....

Guy 1: Hey man you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: You mean the girl that looks like a kirchberg?
Guy 1: Yeah, guess who hit that...Shurts
Guy 2: Aahhhh..that nasty small penis mutha fucka...
Guy 1: yup, and he's braggin' about it.
Guy 2: kid's nasty fo sho

by Mr. Pihb May 8, 2008

Snort

A person who constantly annoys and bitches about silly stuff no one cares about. An individual who likes to get in people personal space and talk very loudly.

Ex. one

Boy 1: "One Direction all the way!!!! Boyeeee!!!!
Everyone else on the school bus: "Man shut the hell up! Quit being such a damn Snort all the time."

Ex. two
Mom: "Did you do your homework yet?? Did you take out the garbage?? Have you found a girl who can stand you yet??"
Boy: "MOM!! Stop being such a f***ing Snort!!"

by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014