Smorgasm

A large table of orgasms

Me: You're faking your smorgasms

by HightownHustler June 2, 2018

SmoresMD

A guy with an abnormally small penis measuring to be around .5 cm long and 7 meters wide, most of the time this specimend is cock-asian and likes suck little toes.

You see SmoresMD make sure you suck his pinky toe

by fegwerhedb June 7, 2018

SMOFL

United States Navy; Sexiest Man of the Flightline. Usually some very buff dude making it look good.

"Wow, he's hot as jet exhaust! That's a SMOFL right there!"

by Master Piipii May 11, 2018

smoeflake

a word used to describe weeboos that like moe culture

i was surfing the internet and found a site called moe paradise with pictures of anime cartoon pedophilia all over the banners and background then reported the site to the fbi and thought "these fuckin smoeflakes"

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

Smore

When you eat gum out of a dirty asshole.

Dude! I totally had a smore off an escorts booty last night!

by shortikat October 3, 2018

Smomfy

Smomfy= So Comfy

I’m so smomfy right now

by The mystical man October 24, 2018

smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019