Santa Claude

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.

Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.

by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010

slanted question

A subtly inappropriate or intrusive question asked without the intention of being so.

Angelina: "I'm fatter than you."
Brad: "No you're not. How much do you weigh?"
Angelina: "That's a slanted question."

by Fox and Goober March 4, 2011

Santaclops

a one-eyed Santa.

By the time my son's art project made it home, Santa Claus had become a Santaclops.

by Genniex February 8, 2010

Santa leg

When a mans leg is shaking from the weight
of a large woman but he has to remain pleasant

Wendy used to give a man an erection when she lap danced, now she only gives them Santa leg

by sluggerbob December 11, 2010

Santaing

The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'

Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."

by TheMagicUnicorn December 14, 2010

santagnostic

A person who does not believe either that Santa exists or not and does not need to know in order to find joy in the Christmas holiday.

I am not sure if Santa brings me gifts or if its my relatives and it does not matter to me...I guess I am a Santagnostic.

by Spread like Mike Honcho November 24, 2011

Santa Sundae

When Santa blows a load on your face.

i saw mommy gettin' a Santa Sundae

by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012