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Pervertial Sextifier

It Is Someone that always talks errotic, kinky and, ect. Stuff that usualy one would not say in a typical conversation, is what this person does. Also can be for just someone that is perverted every second of their life.
Wow that RubyDoo is such a pervertial sextifier, I wanna be just like them!
by Rebecca Dean Osnato June 21, 2010
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Sextake

A sexual history which in hindsight was astronomically stupid.

Can be used not only to refer to the event of sex, but also to the individual one now deeply regrets touching and being touched by in one's intimate places. Can refer either to a one night stand (most common), or a series of sexual encounters (i.e. fuck buddy).

The individual recounting stories of their sextake may surprise listeners with how idiotic their sextake was: "a shady as fuck porn baron prone to incredible douchebaggery who could barely keep it up and who I really only clung to as a temporary salve for loneliness."

Like a mistake you made in sex!
"That douche was my... sextake."

A: "You know what that was?"
B: "I don't know. It was a sexual encounter with a complete tool. What would you call it?"
A: "A sextake."

The only thing more regrettable than a sextake? An STD.

Possibly pregnancy.
by Rainy_Dayz September 28, 2009
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sextracurricular

Having an affair, specifically one that exists almost solely for sex.
His girlfriend thinks they're in a monogamous relationship but she is completely unaware of his sextracurricular activities.
by iowabuckeyes January 12, 2010
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sextroid

Samus was attacked by a sextroid was narrowly avoided it due to her suit with no orifaces.
by 1337 Gangsta March 29, 2005
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sextember

A month that was once September 1st. Comes from the Latin "sex" meaning six, and is placed in order before (Septem)ber, (Octo)ber, (Novem)ber, and (Decem)ber. September now starts on the 2nd.
Dude, I totally got laid on Sextember.
by Bennett and Luke April 2, 2008
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sexting

a term created by the media referring to sending sexually explicit text messages. the term is used by adults who are out of the loop, and not by the individuals actually sending the messages.
"In other news, teens in Hicktown, PA were caught 'sexting' in class, and were promptly reported to local authorities as well as their parents."
by khron diesel January 13, 2009
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sexting

Sending a sexually explicit or sexual innuendo text message, most often to a potential hook up or to spice up a relationship.
Marge: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend, our love life has fizzled.
Jane: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Margo: So I met this totally hot guy last night and we hooked up, but I want to hook up with him again, what should I do?
Janet: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Bob: Whoa, this chick just totally sexted me and I'm so turned on! I'm totally hooking up with her tonight!
Steve: I totally sexted your mom last night! Sexting is the best thing ever!
by Annie Omous July 13, 2007
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