secret rendezvous

a hidden affair to others between 2 individuals

Carolina and Josh had a secret rendezvous when she came over late at nite

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

secret

Somthing that was embarassing or shameful that will regretfully be told to someone else that will be told to others.

Everyone already knows your secret, and thats really nasty!

by Chris Beren January 21, 2006

social security

A federally run scam that pays less than 1% interest, even though the average inflation tax rate is about 2% year.

Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.

Social Security is a terrible investment, it's better to invest your money into low-risk mutual funds instead.

by Anna Bananas January 7, 2008

Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.

Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?

by LaurenJT December 23, 2008

Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

gsheilds's work secretary

A female that will go out of her way to do your dirty work.

backup
dutyworker
heather went out of her way to do jim, the boss's dirty work.
Boss: wow gsheilds's work secretary is really stepping up to the plate cleaning the table, and sucking the loli's

by fcsbcms4life July 9, 2010

Secret Cow level

Its the cow level in Diablo 2. People used to be able to whore this level to hell until patch 1.10.

Now its "lets whore baals minions"! good job blizzard you fucking idiots. I mean really, i enjoyed the constant mooing!

The Secret cow level was fucked by blizzard in patch 1.10

by E=MC^2 November 21, 2004