Loretta Sanchez

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.

"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016

Stinking Sanchez

During intercourse, inserting your finger in your lovers anus and smearing their feces above their lip. Thus they receive a shit mustache.

The asshole gave me a Stinking Sanchez in bed last night.

by Psyphilis April 24, 2009

Ben Sanchez

small dick nigga who once sent dick pics to alyssia and and hoe named nicole

ben sanchez is a gay boy.

by biker2789 January 4, 2019

Brony Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez with the finger dipped in multi-color glitter.

Jack fingered Jill's ass, dipped his finger in glitter, and wiped it across Jill's upper lip. Jill's said, "Thanks for the Brony Sanchez!"

by Brony Sanchez October 21, 2022

Sanchezed the TP

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

Yuneski Sanchez

Variation on a rusty trombone. Sexual act where a man receives a rimjob, but is simultaneously circumcised.

Next time that uncut fucker cums in my eye, I'm gonna give him a Yuneski Sanchez.

by A. Cox Hucker December 12, 2012

Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013