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smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.
Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.
by Maxinside April 22, 2014
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Smooth

To be extremely cool. Setting your own trends doing what you like!
Or if something is smooth it means in your own smoothness you think it is smooth.
Shes smoooth!
or like
Thats smooth!
or
smoothness!
by Butes_blondie April 18, 2006
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fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.
by Slowsis April 19, 2007
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smoothie king

place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!
Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!
by klm! August 16, 2008
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smoochie

a nickname for a girl that gives out lots of smooches.
Man, the smooches I get from my smoochie are out of this world!
by crono3 May 2, 2005
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Smooch

To lovingly kiss your bf/gf straight on the lips.
As we walked in the door, my girlfriend smooched me.
by TotallyRandom March 26, 2008
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