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Scroattails

Sleeping with someone after a fellow gentleman did.
"Mike hooked up with her after I did? He was totally riding my scroattails."
by Ridingthescroattails March 30, 2015
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scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
by sonic68 March 10, 2009
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scraterrifered

it is a combination of scared, terrified & feared. used by mitchell davis of the livelavalive channel on youtube.com
That ghost almost scraterrifered me.
by emjo_ July 8, 2009
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scratchalicious

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.
I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.
by jomaby August 3, 2010
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Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.
Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum
by Scratchibum January 11, 2012
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scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.
I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.
by oldsport December 31, 2014
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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.
"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."
by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017
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