Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

scone head

the term scone head is often used by young children who tend to get in trouble if the actually swear

'ere m8 ya scone head!'

by daniel hobbs September 29, 2006

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 12, 2003

scone

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

by baz January 8, 2004

scion of oona

stupid piece of shit fairy that gives shroud, fuck this little guy.

i fucked a scion of oona with my big cloudthresher.

by batdude666 January 20, 2009

Schoner

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010

Sconned

(skɒnd) - verb: sconned - past tense, sconning - present tense
The result of being totally dominated.
To fail miserably upon an attempt of a specific action or activity.

A person would have been 'sconned' due to a brutal payout.
'You got sconned!" (Loosing a drag race by a vast distance)

by Skitz Randy April 18, 2018