A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.
Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
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Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence
I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.
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The result of being totally dominated.
To fail miserably upon an attempt of a specific action or activity.
The result of being totally dominated.
To fail miserably upon an attempt of a specific action or activity.
A person would have been 'sconned' due to a brutal payout.
'You got sconned!" (Loosing a drag race by a vast distance)
'You got sconned!" (Loosing a drag race by a vast distance)
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