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sweet release

when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.
John: dude that fart was nasty long!

Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.
by Herbs and Dictionary November 22, 2011
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Release The Kraken

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.
by The Zohon January 4, 2015
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Resley

A very silent and mysterious guy who seeks the pinnacle of life. He is the opposite of what you think he is, yet a very kind and loving person that will do anything for someone he cares.
Someone: Hey, how's it going?

Resley: ...
by HalRich007 August 15, 2021
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realesticle

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.
that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.
by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010
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Realestank

An analogy as to "real estate", yet referring to women instead of houses or property, making the comical inference that one would go and find realestank as opposed to the normal usage of real estate, as in finding property.
Bro 1: "Yo what's good for tonight??"

Bro 2: "We're going to hit up that natty light, crush a few, and find some realestank"

Bro 1: "Fuck yeaaaahhh"
by swagmaster2k11 October 22, 2011
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Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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