Riding the camel

To have sex with a visibly pregnant woman

Friend: Do you still have sex with the missus now that she's in her third trimester?

Expectant Father: Yeah. I was riding the camel just last night...

by B. M. Jay August 3, 2008

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

riding nigger

to sit in the backseat of the car. opposite of shotgun.

Dan gets to ride shotgun. You have to ride nigger.

by slipsheet November 1, 2004

Riding the Black Dragon

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"

'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

by TMH88-UK October 3, 2012

riding on dubs

Another way of saying ; "I am driving in my car with 20" or larger rims".

"He's so pimp'n riding on his new dubs".

by Pat-rick ONEILL August 10, 2003

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."

Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

by InThaNo August 3, 2007