Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007

procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

by germinator7 July 10, 2007

procrastiwriting

working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally

I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.

by swarles barkley September 11, 2009

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

procrastination

The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.

procrastination at it's finest.

by shitimprocrastinatingagain December 13, 2016