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preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)
Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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poisonous

So good you'll die!
little boy: "Watch my poisonous pillow-jump!"
me: "Poisonous? What does that mean?"
little boy: "So good you'll die!"
by Agent Crush October 13, 2008
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Poison the Well

released the cd "the opposite of december" one of the few perfect albums out there where every song is good. epitome of good hXc.

but then the fucking sell outs changed their style/topics and even voice, released t-shirts in hot topic and started touring with pussy scremo mtv bands like thrice and tbs
oh man, when i see the lead singer of poison the well, he will get a kick square in the balls

go pick up "women and children die first" by remembering never instead, another perfect cd.
by Russian Mike September 28, 2004
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Ponpon Shit

Annoying ass song from Cyberpunk 2077. Plays on the radio fucking constantly (that is, when the game actually decides to work). It might have been a better song with more bass, but as it stands currently it’s just trash.
Ponpon shit ponpon shit ponpon shit! *annoying ass dubstep sounds.*
by 0000101100101000010101011 January 28, 2021
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poison the roach

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.
by Kazumi T January 5, 2006
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food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.
Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”
by ewobbel October 27, 2011
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.
Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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