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perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008
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Perfect 10

When one achieves the rare 8 hours of sleep followed by a morning deuce.
Dude, this morning I scored a perfect 10!

I knew it was gonna be a good day when I woke up to a perfect 10!

Joe- "Why is Becca in such a good mood this morning? She is normally a zombie bitch."
Jen- "She musta scored a perfect 10."
by Miss Skank March 4, 2013
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Perfect

a state of completeness and flawlessness
by you_-_know_-_who November 19, 2010
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Perfect

A person who has no flaws whatsoever and all you see is good within them. They are beautiful , cute , funny and adorable and you never want to stop talking to her. You cannot imagine you're life without this person and you cherish every moment you spend with them.
An example of a perfect person is Kelsie Geddings
by Cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy December 21, 2012
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perfect

No-one is perfect until you all in love with them.
I love you max and always will, you are perfect for me.
by green_heart December 15, 2008
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perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.
Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.
by King Aus10 March 7, 2009
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Perfect Life

Sam - Dood, I bet the prom king has a perfect life.
Ron - No, Hes mom died last winter, his dad's a crack head and he has cancer.
by TheClown. August 27, 2009
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