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Parodoxial Shift

A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.
My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.
by PSSUXMYDIK October 5, 2009
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Paradise Valley

Paradise Valley is a small town in Alberta. Where everyone is like family.

The people are close knit and inscestual . The people who aren't related are rich and snobby ass holes . Who act like the world has wronged them .

This town has no gas station or grocery store and is a really lame ass town.
Person 1: you should date that guy

Person 2: no he's from Paradise Valley we are probably related somehow
by ZamnBoii October 7, 2017
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Tantric Paradise

a place where a man, a woman, or a couple can receive a sensual tantric massage by tantric paradise masseuse.

Tantric Paradise is located in Central London and provides an unbeatable service and to meet customer's requirements to the best of ability.
tantric paradise is the temple of joy and healing
by JadeP. February 20, 2013
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Pussy paradise

Place where dating is easier for men. Usually refers to one of three locations: Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Southeast Asia. Also referred to as poosay paradise (more commonly used satirically, in reference to decline related to influx of passport bros and rise of swipe dating apps).
Man, online dating and passport bros have really ruined the classic Pussy paradises.
by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s January 17, 2023
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Gamer's Paradise

Receiving oral sex (especially with a male recipient) while playing video games.
I was playing Halo yesterday and my girl took me to Gamer's Paradise.
by styx2007 September 22, 2009
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Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.
Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while
by m8e June 19, 2008
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Prodigal Penis Syndrome

1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.

Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
by Alzo April 26, 2009
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