washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009

nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.

1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up

You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her

by bjrebel March 8, 2014

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019