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Beer muscles

When you get so drunk that you start to think you can fight anything in your path.
Chick 1: I think you've had too much to drink.
Chick 2: What makes you think that ?
Chick 1: Cause you just tried to punch a telephone pole. You are getting beer muscles.
by Meanchick0876 February 20, 2011
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Muscle Daddy

A ripped or swole dominant man who gives it good ; )
She kept thinking about those big arms on that total muscle daddy
by Modern Webster December 29, 2019
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massaging my man muscle

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.
by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009
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muscle sex

Anal sex with a large bodybuilder where he preferrably bottoms.
I had the sweetest muscle sex with Mr. Olympia just now. His 20-inch arms pushed me deeper into his hole to stroke his sphincter and pleasure his prostate. His glutes throbbed against my cock as he came after I fucked his muscle ass right nice!
by Know-it-all-but-not-do-it-all September 25, 2009
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musclehead

1. import hater
2. a person that thinks any other car then a USDM car is crap.
3. A person that does not know any thing about cars just that there car can beat any car out there because its an american car.
4. The usual american car driver that claims he/she beat every car out there even if no body has ever seen these cars he/she has beating or even seen this person race once.
5. The american version of a ricer.
I hate it musclehead puts a flowmaster muffler tip on a car and claims it adds 50hp+ but makes fun of a ricer that slaps on a coffe can tip and claims that same crap. I love it when they add an aggressive cam and start the car up only to hear the death rattle of valves smacking the pistons. "Slap a cam in there and slam on a flowmaster tip and that car can beat any thing"
he/she buys a base model mustang and claims he can beat a porsche 911 because the 911 is a "crappy import"

musclehead "I beat a crappy ferrari with my (insert typical american mid sports car here), to bad you did not see me"
by i hate musleheads September 12, 2005
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Muscle Shark

(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff
1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day

2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!
by Blacklabelmichael June 1, 2007
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cock muscle sandwich

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich
by waldo December 4, 2003
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