mocket

A fake pocket sewn onto clothes to unify the look of a piece of clothing and give the appearance that it has functioning pockets.

That suit is wonderful except for the coat mocket.

by Divinicus Noctorum Rex May 31, 2015

Bad Bloke Moke

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.

Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"

by James November 14, 2003

moke

Remote control device for television

"Pass me the moke you slag"

by Le Pup October 4, 2005

moke

absolutely anything

mlook at that moke...narc that moke...mokelicious

by cul May 31, 2004

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

Moke

Another name for a cigarette or a smoke.

"Wanna moke?"

"Sure light me one!"

by Mynamesblurryface21 December 29, 2016

moke

the one thing that we can rely on for now and forever. the corner-stone of any satiating (vicarious or otherwise) routine. trust moke.

household moke, ordinary moke, everyday moke. you know man, you know? moke just just moke. not a novelty. moke.

by silencut March 2, 2009