mootherfucker

A combination between a cow and a motherfucker. Often used as an insult.

Your mom is such a mootherfucker.

by TheChicki April 14, 2017

Monthly virginity

When you haven’t had sexual intercourse over a month and you’re trying to keep that goal alive in order to feel content that you are truly not a virgin anymore.

Damn! He’s cute but I want to keep my monthly virginity!

by Rikku59 May 4, 2018

monthiversary

a date when a couple met each other for the first time and they celebrate on that exact date every month

Hey babe! Today is the 13th. It's our monthiversary.
yeah, happy monthiversary!

by Matti September 16, 2018

Monotok

Monotok is another word for a big Asian dick used as a Canadian slang

"you did you see that dude he has a big ass Monotok"

by 7004 December 16, 2018

Month review

When an australian man unboxes knives, explains why he has anxiety and laughs at fellow click baiters and hates on twitch streamers.

Hey have you seen the new month review?

by Yeetus 99 November 12, 2019

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021

@monotude

Itchy person that slaps old people

@monotude slapped my grandma

by I.eat.pen_ink July 16, 2021