Melty mouth

When a person has a saggy bottom lip and chin that are directly attached to the neck which is squished inwards.

Look at that kid, he has a melty mouth.

by Gizzle90210 March 16, 2009

Measty

The smell omitted when one passes wind after consuming a Dominos pepperoni pizza. Its meaty and beastly.

Not long after Zak had finished devouring his supersized stuffed crust pepperoni pizza in the back of the car, he turned to Nicki, grimace on face, hands wafting, and said 'Maaaan I just let rip a real Measty one! Get a load of that!'

by Hotsauceonmyburrito! May 12, 2010

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

messy ass

Messy ass-when someone's ass is so flat that not even leggings make it look like they have a ass.

Did you see tori's messy ass.

by McChickenhasnoass666 November 17, 2016

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Mest

Mest is a name a person can take on and it gives them special powers. When you take on the name Mest you become a god of all the elements those who have not also taken on the name must bow before you and suck your toes. Becoming a Mest makes you a natural leader and makes all the hot women gravitate towards your gloriousness. Those who wish to stand against you actually end up dying in Minecraft and lose all the shit only the gayest off men will come after you and you will have to remain strong for they will be extremely thicc. Your Mestical powers will evolve over time and you will have to learn to control them or the amount of girls following you will start to be distracting (i mean all those thicc women hmmm) after you powers have evolved to a power level of over 9000 you will begin to feel a sensation of needing to kill all annoying people this will properly fix the earth. Next step to being a Mest is to establish your country naturally all the armies of the world will surrender to you once they discover your Mestical powers. You can marry if you want but know all off your children will receive powers and want to kill you. We suggest you kill them before they reach the age of 12. That basically sums up being a Mest there are many other powers you will receive but it would take far to long to type it all down.
Oh and as a Mest having Mestical powers you will have
A GIANT PENIS

I became a Mest so my boyfriend would submit to me.

by Mestical April 26, 2019

Backside Misty

When you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your ass

I had the shits last night, and I gave myself a Backside Misty

by TheBacksideMistys October 10, 2016