(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
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Get the Merch™ mug.(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments
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