mumblefuck

1. Trying to talk while engaging in oral sex.

Giver: Mfff mfff, whff dff ffffk?
Reciever: Quit yo mumblefuck, bitch.

by Kurt Jones May 1, 2005

mumbles

Noun: A woman's female parts as viewed through extremely tight pants or shorts.

Her shorts are so tight, you can see her MUMBLES. Her lips are moving, but you can't hear what they are saying.

by paxtonjim November 4, 2008

Gang Member

A chick that loves the cock hardcore, she will eat your cock all night. You may smash this bitch over the face with a sledge hammer, because hey, shes a whore.

Hey Tony! Look at the Gang Member Big Pete picked up, remarked Steve.

by manjares October 23, 2008

Momblem

Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.

"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."

"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."

"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."

by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014

mumbler

A marijuana cigarette that is very strong, so strong that the result is one can no longer speak properly. Usually a joint filled with skunky bud - the sticky icky.

Forget that twig - get your kind bud and roll a mumbler!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

merble

adjective - state of utter disarray or incoherence

I fucked her merbley eye'd.

by Reegan B. Schatler April 19, 2005

Meeble

The Art of Procrastination, powered by tea.

Jane stepped away from her desk for a quick meeble before commencing on the monumental task in hand.

by Siddiqi October 30, 2007