Momblem

Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.

"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."

"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."

"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."

by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014

Mumblemouth

a)A word used to describe someone who mumbles; Someone who you have no idea what they are saying because they are either far too quiet, or they are mumbling (could be a combination of both)

That girl is a mumblemouth, no one can understand her.

by danax16 June 27, 2010

Professor Mumblemouth

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.

Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022

Momplement

To complement someone regardless if their performance / quality is poor or not impressive.

“Oh little jimmy I know you made a mistake and made the team lose all their chances but you’re still the best” is the act of giving a momplement

by Fishhook November 2, 2018

moblem

Unfortunate looking, irritating, virgin for ever

Spencer is such a moblem

by Karrie Lobe April 29, 2021

Moblems

Mad Problems

That tweeker has got moblems.

by Kid from law school May 1, 2022