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Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.
"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."

"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."

"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."
Momblem by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014
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Mumblemouth 

a)A word used to describe someone who mumbles; Someone who you have no idea what they are saying because they are either far too quiet, or they are mumbling (could be a combination of both)
That girl is a mumblemouth, no one can understand her.
Mumblemouth by danax16 June 27, 2010

Professor Mumblemouth 

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

Momplement 

To complement someone regardless if their performance / quality is poor or not impressive.
“Oh little jimmy I know you made a mistake and made the team lose all their chances but you’re still the best” is the act of giving a momplement
Momplement by Fishhook November 2, 2018
That tweeker has got moblems.