These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009
A marijuana cigarette that is very strong, so strong that the result is one can no longer speak properly. Usually a joint filled with skunky bud - the sticky icky.
by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009
The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.
"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.
by boltonoutlaw December 09, 2008
To greedily inhale cannabis sativa. To pull big hits of weed. To totally consume challenge hits, and/or completely finish a stacked bowl.
by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009
Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.
It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.
by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009
by boltonoutlaw May 28, 2016
That part of Connecticut that is a suburban hellhole, a middle-class nightmare. It includes any place with easy access to Interstate 91 and Interstate 95 from New Haven south. Patheticut spawns upwardly-mobile yuppie scum who go north to Vermont for a second home or vacation, and then ruin that place as well. People from Patheticut act like crabs in a basket - as soon as one gets near the top, another will grab its dangling lower exremity to pull itself up, thereby pulling the other down. The only way to get out is to crawl over someone else.
Ewww...Patheticut. Get me out of here!
by boltonoutlaw January 08, 2009